The first ‘Award Show’ of the season took place last night – the Teen Choice Awards, like the People’s Choice and the MTV Movie Awards is not a real awards show, but an excuse to get some hot people in the front row and tell teenagers that they still rule the world.
There is nothing more annoying than adults telling children how much they think they are cool. Cameron Diaz, when was the last time you spoke to a 13 year old? How about, when was the last time you made a movie for a teenager? Ashton Kutchers ‘kids’ arent even teenagers anymore. Heck, Taylor Swift isnt a teenager anymore!
Anyways, the usual suspects were there to get the crowd screaming: Justin Bieber and his (fame fast- tracking) girlfriend Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Lautner, some other vampires, the main vampire (Pattinson), the girl vampires, the wannabe vampires, Glee kids (minus the main one), one of the Jonas bros, the Gossip girl that’s totally dating Leo… etc.
It’s obvious that the industry can’t throuw any party without the new power couple in town. 10 years ago it was Justin and Britney… now it’s Bieber and Gomez. But in my opinion, Bieber better be careful (or start doing movies) because his lady is one-upping him lately. She could be more famous than him… just sayin’. Probably shouldnt have cut the hair.
IF you want to see the exhaustive list of winners, go HERE.
* Hint: Vampires, Bieber, Gomez, and Harry Potter pretty much won the night.